Thoughts on America

  • parks tend to be large, ergo they are for slow cars
  • toilet paper and beer is weird
  • right turn during red lights is awesome
  • everything's grilled
  • one word: huge. Cars, lakes, meals, shopping carts
  • super friendly and curious. "Are you speaking in German?"
  • Cappuccino what now?!
  • most helpful sheriffs
  • the sales tax, added at the end, is the worst
  • gratuity and payment processes in restaurants are worse
  • sunsets in canyonland are epic
  • mobile phone rates/plans are ridiculous